Posts Tagged ‘contest’

On Christmas morning, while over at my sister’s house for breakfast and present opening, my husband turned to me and said, “Before you open this present, make sure you tell me so I can get the video camera.” I wasn’t quite sure what that meant, but I made sure he knew when I was ready.

As I opened the present, I wondered just what treasure could be inside that he would need to videotape the opening. Just then I looked down and saw her peeking up from inside the box. With the camera trained on my face, I looked up and shouted, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??” I grabbed the book and stood up to throw it into the lit fireplace while everyone in the room shouted, “NO, NO, NO!!” while laughing hysterically.

My husband then said, “Okay, here’s the deal: You get to destroy it any way you want as long as you let me videotape it and put it on YouTube.”

So, here’s my deal: I am going to open it up to all you nice people. Leave a comment below with suggestions about how I should destroy Sarah Palin. The most interesting idea wins a truly Alaskan prize, sent from me to you. I’ll take pictures of the destruction and post them here, as well as the link to the video.

This is my present to all of you for the loyalty and humor you’ve shown me this past year. You’ve made it sane, wonderful and bearable.

Thanks everyone, and do your worst!

A few ideas to get you started:

In the recycle pile

(My personal favorite)

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Name That Reality Show!

Sarah supposedly has been made an offer to star in a reality show. I know, it’s just a rumor. Sue me.

So, if Sarah accepts, what will the title be? I’ll take all submissions left in the comments and turn it into a poll. The winner gets…oh, who knows. Something from Alaska- how’s that?

To get you started, here’s a few I came up with:

So, You Think You Can Govern?
Survivor: Alaska Politics
I’m Sarah Palin, Get Me Outta Here!
America’s Next Top Idiot

Okay, your turn. Have fun!


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