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Archive for October, 2009

I Know What I Want for Christmas

Introducing SurvivaBall. In case you need to survive global climate meltdown or similar.

1. SHF Atenna with Supplementary LF Annennae
2. Receiver and Data Processor
3. Protective Headgear with Visor
4. Drinking Straw
5. External pores (defensive)
6. Defense Enhancement Unit (1 of 3; primary)
7. Food Reprocessor (receives nutrients from Nutrition Refunction Centre, 21)
8. Maniple Pods (for interaction with [...]

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Sweet Deal for Sarah Fans

Get it while the gittin’s good, my friends. Hurry on down to the Wal-Mart, where you can pick up yer very own copy of Goin’ Rogue: An American Lie. Be sure to bring yer wallet, though, ’cause they ain’t given ‘em away. They’s nine whole dollars.

Did you notice what “People Who Bought [...]

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Is It Just Me…

…cause I really don’t get this:

Don’t get me wrong, I lurrrve fashion. I wait all week to watch Project Runway. I understand that this is considered couture. But.

I mean, come on.
On top of being dressed in some of the ugliest clothes ever, this poor guy is disturbingly thin. Someone get him [...]

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In January of this year, I did a CineMonday! review of a movie I had recently watched called Fast Food Nation.
As I read an article in the New York Times this morning called “E. Coli Path Shows Flaws in Ground Beef Inspection”, I was reminded of my review, which was fictional, yet based on reality. [...]

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